Here's the thing..
However truly wonderful the gift of pregnancy is,
I have to admit that there are a few downsides
Heartburn: OH the heartburn!
Is it healthy to eat Tums floating in Pepto like it's cereal?
Swollen feet: seriously, not just my clothes-I'm outgrowing my SHOES too?!
(Suddenly I have sympathy for Cinderella's poor, big-footed stepsisters)
The car situation: I'm short so I have to have my seat REALLY close to the steering wheel to reach the pedals...
My belly is starting to interfere with this arrangement.
Crying: seriously....all the time.
Not even things that I can convince myself are legit.
Just stuff like "Oh, that peanut butter expired yesterday?!"
*cue ALL the tears*
This morning, I discovered a surprising upside to my ever-expanding girth.
Clothes that you can barely squeeze into....
Magically get all the wrinkles stretched out.
No more ironing for the next three months
....and maybe a few after that
because someone going on that little sleep should not handle an iron.