So I'm driving down the road the other day and I'm feeling so optimistic,

so happy,

so excited about this little boy or girl coming into the world!

Here's an approximation of what was in my head


Here's the look I THOUGHT I had on my face

(Complete with singing cartoon birds)


Then, I catch a glimpse of myself in the rear view mirror and here's the look I ACTUALLY had on my face...



My facial muscles are preparing themselves for the "mom" look when I'm not paying attention.


... Coincidentally, this is the look my mom has been giving me my whole life.


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