First of all, I would never own a snake, so I don't think this could ever happen to me. However, if I did, and this did happen, I would not be calm whatsoever.
Ashley Glawe from Portland, Oregon has stretched earlobes, she also has a pet ball python named Bart. Well, Barth through he'd try to slither his way through her earlobe and it didn't quite work.
In the emergency room, doctors numbed her ear, applied some lubrication, and were able to slip Bart out. Other than her ear being a little bruised, Glawe is okay. Bart it totally fine too.