This makes me scared to use a toilet.
In Abilene, Texas, a young boy went to the bathroom and there, in the toilet, was a rattlesnake. So, (I'd imagine he first screamed his head off) and then got his parents who killed the snake with a shovel. The story doesn't end there.
They called a snake removal company. When they checked out the house they found 13 diamondback rattlesnakes in the cellar and 10 under the house.
ME: packing up all of my stuff, and running out of the house before burning it to the ground.
Well, this family isn't me, they simply had the snake removal company remove all of the snakes. Apparently, that's not too uncommon. Residents of the area are being reminded to have their homes checked regularly for snake infestations.
Remind me never to move to Abilene, Texas.