You've obviously seen the movie The Sandlot. If not, go find it and watch it. You won't regret it.
Patrick Renna played Hamilton "Ham" Porter and during the carnival scene delivered one of our favorite lines:
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
Renna has a "smalls" of his own now. Check out the onesie his baby boy has:
Renna also posted about how "in awe" he is of his wife.