Dan and Josie write a Taylor Swift Song

posted by Josie Lane - 

There's a Mad-Libs style lyric generator to help you write your own love songs now.
We gave it a shot and ended up with this gem...


This Love is Smelly But It's Pigeon toed

In The Style Of Taylor Swift

by Dan and Josie Jam Band

We were both rednecky when I first saw you.

You call your mama and the flashback starts: 

Huntsville is where I'm standing in the thirty minutes ago air.

What are you doing with that new lover?

Who wears that bumpy overalls,

When I wear a hairy ballgown,

Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find 

That what you're looking for is my flat footed Armpit.

So this is me swimming, 

Standing in front of you saying, "I never should have tattooed your name on my neck!"

And I go back to thirty minutes ago all the time.

It turns out freedom ain't nothing but grilling slowly,

Wishing I'd realized and I just found out.

I'd go back to thirty minutes ago, turn around and do some drinking.

I go back to thirty minutes ago quite often.

Sugarlump, let's do some laughing,

This love is smelly but it's Pigeon toed.

It's a love story, Sugarlump,

Just be my droolin penguin.

We are never ever ever going to try sleeping annoyingly together,

We are never ever ever going to try sleeping annoyingly together,

You go talk to your Aunt June's cousin Mike, talk to my Parakeet, talk to me,

But we are never ever ever ever going to try sleeping annoyingly together,

Just sweating sheepishly forever.

I never should have tattooed your name on my neck Sugarlump, 

I never should have tattooed your name on my neck.


If you'd like to try it yourself, here's the link.

Let us know what you come up with! 

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