Some people are sick of GoFundMe pages.
Yes, some are used to raise funds for medical bills etc. but some are for more trivial items.
So, when I first saw a page begging for money to pay off a speeding ticket, I rolled my eyes.
Then, I read one of the most engaging stories ever told.
**WARNING: Foul language ahead**
"So on today on Memorial day I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40 trying to get there by 10:00 because I'd enjoy not getting fired.
As I was driving there some dumb*** Mustang passed me going around 80 flipping me off. I wasn't gonna be a pu**y and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best d**n wrestler to ever live, and started burning the bald eagle piss.
I pass the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat sh**, a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumb***.
Now I back the blue and my country through and through so I wasn't mad at him for pulling me over but not the Mustang that thought he had big enough nuts to dust me.
So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says "What do you have in this thing?" and I said "bald eagle piss and freedom sir"
then he replied with "You know how fast you two were goin?"
and me being the smart*** I am said "Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance."
He didn't like that too well.
Moral of the story is I got a ticket.
The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts.
Any extra money, if I'm that lucky, will go towards Busch Light and AC/DC CD's. Have a blessed day America!"
So far, he has raised $1,381 of a $500 goal.